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爱情上上签第28集剧情

第28集:杰克的单恋和与谢天的较量

  谢天买了和小飞一样的饭盒和饭菜,就欺骗小飞自己的复制粘贴的功能,并现场表演给小飞看。单纯的小飞信以为真,让谢天给自己复制一个飞机零件。谢天不肯,小飞明白谢天又让自己失望了。谢天把机器人做得像一个外星人。  苏神让杰克订展示柜,杰克打电话预定,被客服甜美的声音深深迷住。西官发现杰克急躁不安,生闷气,冷淡,脾气大,推测说这是男人生理期来了的反应,即所谓思春。谢天猜测杰克思春的对象是苏神。  西官发现杰克和玲玲,即展示柜的客服在电话里甜言蜜语,和杰克做了交易,西官帮杰克追玲玲,杰克帮西官录两首歌。  谢天为了帮苏神装展示柜,特地拿办公室练手,重新装修。西官用设计部正在面试胸模骗走了正在安装柜子的谢天,杰克为了让玲玲来咖啡馆装展示柜,故意破坏谢天已装好的柜子。  为了改变自己,让自己更加靠近时尚,杰克让西官教自己调酒,西官无奈之下只好给了杰克调酒的U盘。杰克学会了调酒,吸引了咖啡馆众多美女围观。谢天误以为杰克是在追求苏神耍弄心机,一气之下把自己刚组装好的展示柜又给敲跨了。  杰克精心打扮了一番,手捧着鲜花等着玲玲的到来。没想到最后来的是一个肥壮大汉,发现玲玲原来是壮汉的女朋友。西官打电话约了客服玲玲,并让杰克练习拳击。谢天为了面子决定战斗到底,借来了木头桩锻炼。在西官挑拨下,杰克和谢天约好在咖啡馆决斗,众人观战。两人身着古装,手持长剑,相互叫嚣却按兵不动。众人觉得无聊至极,都纷纷离开。  突然一美女出现在咖啡馆,体型和玲玲一致,长发飘飘,杰克上前,美女一回头,杰克立刻晕倒在地。后来杰克一听到玲玲就急躁发怒,原来玲玲只是声音甜美,身材不错,长相却十分可怕。



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