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双喜盈门第30集剧情

第30集:郑合适要给霞婶说媒 方清平为求爱下猛药

方清平让人把他和霞婶的照片也做成了巨屏挂在凤凰山村头。村民们见到挂了新的照片,纷纷围上去参观,他们看到照片上的方清平撅着嘴要亲霞婶。人群中的老曹不禁对曹婶感叹,这方老倔是在公开向霞婶示爱。卫生所里,于得水趁没有人在就跑到美兰面前示爱。于得水先是分析了美兰和焦不满之间的不可能,又分析了美兰和郑合适的不合适,于得水最后得出结论,在凤凰村里只有他和美兰最匹配。美兰听后简直无语了,她提醒于得水记得吃药治自恋症。郑合适把美兰约到河边商量她爸方清平和他小姑霞婶的婚事。美兰不相信霞婶会喜欢她爸,但是郑合适却笃定霞婶心里喜欢的人是方清平。郑合适认为他们两人是抹不开面子,所以必须要有一个中间人去周旋。郑合适让美兰回家探探方清平的口风,而他则回去试探试探霞婶。晚上吃饭的时候,郑合适把他打算给霞婶找个老伴的事告诉了大家,他还问霞婶有没有喜欢的人。郑合适就趁机说要给霞婶介绍一个对象。霞婶答应了,但是她告诉郑合适她才不喜欢方清平。郑合适让美兰去找焦不满给霞婶在城里介绍老伴,他想要激怒方清平。美兰问郑合适为什么要这样做,郑合适就说是为了能让她爸同意他们俩的婚事。美兰把焦不满约到了果园和郑合适见面。焦不满听郑合适说要给霞婶介绍老伴,他马上就回到把这件事告诉了方清平。方清平决定给霞婶来一剂猛药,他让焦不满去城里请个美女来配合他演戏刺激霞婶。于是焦不满到城里请了个文工团的演员何老师到凤凰村陪方清平演戏。何老师和方清平商量了在霞婶面前演戏,两人假装恩爱故意刺激霞婶好让她吃醋投入方清平的怀抱。方清平派焦不满去把这个消息传播出去,而他和何老师在方家装恩爱。焦不满去卫生所找到美兰,把方清平交了新女朋友的事告诉了美兰。美兰很担心她爸真的要交女朋友就连忙回家去打探消息。美兰一回家就听到何老师和她爸在院子里唱天仙配,而何老师看到美兰则十分热情。何老师跟美兰说,她和方清平准备闪婚。美兰信以为真,又把这个消息告诉了郑合适。方清平专门给霞婶打了听话约她到家里说点事情,实际上他是要演戏给霞婶看。



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